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Sauce creams highway

An eighteen-wheeler crashed into a wall on an interstate in Tennessee, spilling thousands of jars of ALFREDO SAUCE across the highway.

The Cherry Pie Outlaw

 In Kansas, it is against the law to order cherry pie a la mode on Sundays.

That ain't no chocolate Donut!

 A (Florida) Fast Food customer sues Dunkin' Donuts for 50K over traumatic toilet explosion. The man got covered in poo.

What do Paint and Margarine have in common?

 Margarine is one molecule away from plastic, and shares 27 ingredients with paint.

Black coffee, black heart?

 Research discovered those who like their coffee black, are more likely to have "psychopathic tendencies."

Mountain Dew NOT

A Missouri wife poisoned her husband's Mountain Dew soda with deadly weed killer, the  herbicide, Roundup.  She did it because he was not appreciative of the party she threw him. He  allegedly noticed that the Diet Mountain Dew from the two-liter bottle he kept in the couple’s garage refrigerator “tasted weird,” police said.

Our Dearly De-Pinted

Ben & Jerry's ice cream actually has a graveyard overlooking the ice cream factory in Vermont where they bury all of the discontinued flavors.  ...c omplete with granite headstones and witty epitaphs for each flavor.